So now that Thanksgiving is over, I'm feeling pretty at ease. I blew my diet, so I made sure to blow it hard- I stuffed myself with turkey, stuffing, and cheesecake. Come on. I got to squeeze as much in as I can before the day is over, right?
Speaking of eating all of this crap...
I waited to eat until we actually had our dinner. I was pretty damned hungry by the time we sat down to eat. You know how it is when you wait all day to eat on Thanksgiving. Smelling that delicious bird cooking all the live-long day. Your eyes are 50x bigger than your stomach, and you fail to realize this until it's too late. You know. After you wolf it all down, then toss in some cheesecake because you just can't go without that.
I literally ate myself miserable.
Twice.
I'm talking I looked pregnant.
With food.
Sure, I bet you're thinking, "What about her diet? What good has this done for her?"Speaking of eating all of this crap...
I waited to eat until we actually had our dinner. I was pretty damned hungry by the time we sat down to eat. You know how it is when you wait all day to eat on Thanksgiving. Smelling that delicious bird cooking all the live-long day. Your eyes are 50x bigger than your stomach, and you fail to realize this until it's too late. You know. After you wolf it all down, then toss in some cheesecake because you just can't go without that.
I literally ate myself miserable.
Twice.
I'm talking I looked pregnant.
With food.
Let me tell you. It certainly reminded me as to why eating so goddamned much is stupid!
Now it's time for me to be thankful:
I'm thankful that Thanksgiving is only once a year.
Now can someone pass me the Alka Seltzer??
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